Contrary to appearances, drag racing is a lot more complicated than just smashing the gas and waiting for victory. In fact, it can be downright tricky. Especially when you’re in a Dodge Challenger or Charger SRT Hellcat. Fortunately, this guy is here to make it easier.

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These 7 highly NSFW rules for winning in your Hellcat are worth listening to—both because there are some great facts and tips here, and because the narrator from YouTube channel bigtruckseriesreview is hilarious. Mostly.

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And folks, here's one more rule: don't do it in the street. Get to the track or the strip and settle your grudges there.

Hat tip to JV!