If you’ve died and don’t want to be late to your own funeral, this is your ride.
Built by AMS Performance, this turbocharged Caprice hearse claims to be the fastest coffin-carrier in the world. It can run the quarter-mile in the high-9-second range, as it demonstrates in this video.
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As Autoweek notes, the car is named Madness, and it lives up to that title: it’s scary quick despite its 5,000-pound curb weight, thanks to the 1,000-horsepower at the rear wheels provided by the 6.0-liter LQ4 running at 23 psi of boost.
Other key stats for this rocket sled: 0-60 mph in just 2.26 seconds, 0-100 mph comes in 5.2 seconds, and the trap speed at the end of its 9.94-second quarter-mile run is 137.76 mph.
Action starts at 1:45, but we suggest watching the pre-game show, too.