We can't fathom why, exactly, someone would do this to the svelte pony car, but the finished product is, if not comely, at least not too overtly hideous.
Is this a travesty or an act of heroism? We can't decide. The gang at Hooniverse who spotted the monstrous Mustang machination came down firmly on the side of hatred, and we can't entirely blame them.
But at the same time, there's something just wrong enough to be right going on here. Who wouldn't want to get this sled sideways and turn those far-away rear tires to smoke, Pabst-swilling passengers be damned?
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You can find the full auction listing on eBay Motors, though bidding has already ended with a sale price of $9,438. That's a lot of change for a questionable car, but it's probably a bargain paid by the pound.