Imagine it: you’re driving to work, wishing you’d had just one more cup of coffee before leaving. Then you remember there’s a coffee stand along the way. But when you get there, the baristas are all naked and in handcuffs. At least your morning isn’t as bad as it could be.
That was a dramatization of the scene in Everett, Washington, near Seattle, this week. Two women, ages 20 and 21, working at the Hillbilly Hotties coffee stand were arrested for “providing customers nude, striptease-style dances in full view of passersby,” reports Reuters
In fact, the women were exposing themselves as the customers sat in their cars--essentially a drive-in coffee and strip club--allowing anyone in the vicinity to see the show, too. Another woman working at the stand, a 33 year old, was also involved, but charges against her weren’t stated; she had previously been charged with lewd conduct in a case involving sex acts performed on customers of another nearby coffee stand.
As if all of this weren’t crazy enough, the Hillbilly Hotties stand was robbed last month—by a 12-year-old boy on a bicycle wielding a gun. The boy made off with about $15 out of the tip jar.
Who knew roadside coffee was such a …stimulating business?