How about 0-124 mph in 7.96 seconds? Or 0-186 mph in 13.48 seconds? Not good enough? How about 0-230 mph in 19.96 seconds.
This video is, at its core, nothing but the second derivative of simple car porn, but my oh my, what a derivative it is. You don't find delta-v-over-delta-t like that every day.