We don't speak Chinese, but we don't need to: this video speaks a univeral language. Somewhere in China, a scooter rider found himself passing what must be a very attractive young woman. His attention to the woman and not the road ends in painful hilarity.

As the scooter rider cranes his neck to shamelessly ogle the woman, he inadvertently turns the two-wheeler, and while still looking back, slams into the back of a very small van. The crash is compounded when the falling rider lands in the path of another scooter, which crashes on top of him.

Let this be a lesson, men: respect women, or face the (painful, humiliating) consequences.