BMW M3 Pickup
We've already seen BMW's early April Fool's Day joke, and the but today the company made the not-so-surprising (or funny) official revelation. Despite the anti-climactic nature of the unveiling, we still want one. Like, now.
Does it make sense? Of course not. It's a high-performance sport truck, or ute as the Aussies more sensibly call vehicles of this type. It has a removable top. It has a diamond plate bed. It's silly, but it's awesome.
Rated at about 900 pounds load capacity and packing 420 horsepower, this is the Bimmercamino we've always wanted, but will unfortunately never get, barring a surprise Warren Buffett bequest or a Powerball win.
Hit page two for the full release, although the gallery tells you everything you really need to know.