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Here is a list of things that would be surprising:

1. Anne Heche making a comeback.

2. Weapons of mass destruction discovered in Britney Spears' bonus room.

3. Certain members of our staff not standing in line for the newest Apple-branded colostomy bag (or whatever proprietary whirligig they're selling this week).

Here are some things that are not surprising:

1. Oprah making money.

2. Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow battling for the title of Most Blissed-Out.

3. Jason Statham in a traffic-cone orange Lamborghini Murcielago.

Take a look at this list of "The  20 Coolest Celebrity Cars of All Time". If that's not a cure for insomnia, what is, people? A six-pack of Five-Hour Energy couldn't keep  Stevie Nicks awake after that. (Not that the junk works anyway, but you know what we're saying.)

Look, we want to see Betty White in a Volkswagen Bus. Penelope Cruz in a Pontiac Aztec. Huey Lewis in a Ford Pinto, which is subsequently set on fire and pushed off a cliff into a pool of mechanical sharks with piranhas for teeth. Something -- anything -- out of the ordinary.

Sylvester Stallone in a Rolls-Royce Phantom? Dude's plastic surgery adventures are more exciting than that.

[Sub5Zero via Eric]

 
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