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This is probably not Chris Klein's mugshot -- a mugshot that will likely hit the interwebs soon, since Klein was arrested on Wednesday morning for driving under the influence. On the other hand, we tend to make this same face when we're surrounded by body shots and fuzzy navels, so maybe this is the real deal after all.

According to reports, Klein's aced his field sobriety test, scoring higher than anyone has a right to: three times the legal limit. But then, the guy has to occupy himself somehow until American Pie #12: Student Loan Payback Is Hell rolls into production.

Ordinarily, we don't like poking fun at drunk drivers -- there but for the grace of Gaga, right? But dude had his dog in the car, which is just plain stupid and appalling and amateurish. When WE eventually receive that nice pair of stainless steel handcuffs, we'll be toting three kilos of Bolivian Marching Powder, two hookers, and a stolen Monet, because THAT is how it's done, Mr. Klein.

[TheSuperficial]