Advertisement

Lord Jesus Christ Run Down In Massachusetts Crosswalk

 
3,543 views May 7, 2010
Follow Nelson

Christ and the 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo

Christ and the 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo

Enlarge Photo

Related Photo Galleries


See more photos »

Oh Lord, you should have bought yourself that Mercedes-Benz. At least then you wouldn't have been in a Northampton crosswalk when you were run down by a 20-year-old woman driving a 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo--or you'd have been safer if you were. What, what?

A man, real name: Lord Jesus Christ, was struck, suffering minor injuries, in a Northampton, Massachusetts crosswalk this week when 20-year old Brittany E. Cantarella failed to yield while making a left-hand turn. She was given a ticket for a moving violation. No word yet on whether she was also issued a ticket straight to hell.


Hit the link below for the full details, such as they are. You really can't make this stuff up.

[MassLive via Gaywheels]





Tags:
Posted in:
 
 

Have an opinion?

  • Posting indicates you have read this site's Privacy Policy and Terms of Use
  • Notify me when there are more comments
 

Have an opinion?Join the conversation!

Contribute
Send us a tip Comment Contact the editor
Follow Us

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement

Research New Cars

Go!


More from High Gear Media

 
 
MotorAuthority
  • Follow Us
  • Twiiter
  • Facebook
 
 
© 2013 MotorAuthority. All Rights Reserved. MotorAuthority is published by High Gear Media. Stock photography by Homestar, LLC. Send us feedback.