2007 Mercedes-Benz GL450Enlarge Photo
First, the good news. For starters, it appears from the link below that Miley Cyrus has learned to park in spots not reserved for the disabled. Score one for the ADA.
Also: she's ditched her Toyota Prius for a 2010 Mercedes-Benz GL450. No, the 450 doesn't get the kind of fuel efficiency that the Prius does, and yes, it looks like the ill-begotten offspring of a vintage Honda CR-V and a less-vintage Toyota RAV4, but it's a Mercedes. That's classy, right?
And now the bad news: she's still driving.
More bad news: that bag, those eyebrows, that dye job, and those shorts/panties/whatever the hell they are. Move your hips like, yeah, and bring on the stripper pole!
And finally: will someone PLEASE tell America's celebutarts that is it NOT okay to let your pets ride in the front seat? Party in the U.S.A. all you want -- in fact, party in Uzbekistan for the rest of your unnatural life -- but for the love of Betty White, leave Phideaux out of it.