Why I Hate Detroit

I hate Detroit.

First a disclaimer, I'm not a disinterested observer. I make absolutely no pretense at impartiality. Ive spent many a day and night in the depths of winter in this god-forsaken city.  In all cases against my will and better judgment.

Why would I spend my time here?  The same reason as so many others.  The auto show.

Sometime back in the 1980s, so the story goes, Bob Eaton--then in charge of Chrysler--decided that since Detroit was the home of the Big Three that it should be a show that was on par with international shows worldwide: Frankfurt, Paris, Geneva and the rest.  So he commissioned his exhibit makers to build a display on a grand scale...and.... the nuclear arms race had begun.  The race wasn't just the displays and technology, it was the press events as well. Jeep once drove a vehicle through the windows of Cobo.  Mercedes recently had a skating rink.  The list is endless.

Up until the last few years the race continued unabated.  It had gotten to the point where no one really knew why any more.  Like an economic bubble that takes on a life of its own beyond any rationality, the Detroit show had become a colossus.  Most of us had realized long before that the emperor had no clothes.  That the truckloads of money being spent by the manufacturers had way outstripped the true value of the public relations boost it provided, but, still it went on year after year and the biggest irony of all, it was all happening in Detroit.


A lot of ink and electrons have been devoted to the plight of this city, so no need to go into it here, but staying in downtown Detroit and visiting the show provides a first-hand look.  The Renaissance Center: A cluster of shining glass towers along the river reaching high above the blight meant to convey optimism and the rebirth of a declining downtown that was the brainchild of Henry Ford II, and is now in the hands of GM which would desperately like to walk away but can't due to political pressures. (Note to GM management: location, location, location.)  A walk through this building is an eerie experience...there is hardly anyone there. An empty edifice like the skyscrapers currently being built in Shanghai with no real hope of full occupancy.  The empty and boarded-up buildings - many of them architecturally beautiful examples of a prosperous time.  The dearth of decent hotels in any kind of reasonable proximity to Cobo Hall, and the outrageous rates they charge...just because it's the only time every twelve months they have a captive audience

I hate Detroit.

Don't get me wrong.I don't hate the people of Detroit.  A significant portion of them are innocent victims of the greed, corruption and mismanagement that has driven this once-proud place to its knees and left it a mere shadow of its former self.  In the last twelve months we've all read the postmortems on the car companies, and how the long grim slide went on for decades while the dangerously in-bred senior management tinkered at the edges and convinced themselves they were making big changes. Meanwhile, apparently, the city was abandoned and left to slowly slide into something resembling a third-world nation.

On the other hand some of those people aren't so innocent at all. 

I refer of course to the unions.  The backbone of the nation.  The protectors of workers' rights.  The champions of the downtrodden.  The bulwark against the greedy corporate oppressors.  Well, that's if you believe their PR machine.  You'd think I was talking about the UAW here, but I'm not.  I'm talking about the carpenters, decorators, teamsters, and electricians that inhabit the aging Cobo Hall.  The unions in Cobo have been forcing astronomically priced labor on automakers--with some decidedly sketchy "professionals" in tow--for years.  All forms of bribery, graft, and psychological abuse must be endured to have a functioning display by the time the first press day rolls around.  It's communism at its finest:  Darwinism and capitalism turned on its head.  The unions exert their iron will upon the hapless inhabitants who comply or suffer a proverbial death sentence.

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Comments (9)
  1. interesting read. Don't forget that the lions really suck.

  2. I hate them…with everything in me….but I think the Yankees have the most traditional, most classic jerseys not only today…but throughout the entire history of Baseball. If I had to choose two more…..I honestly LOVE the Cleveland Indians logo and jerseys and…..of course my Redsox.

  3. Interesting article. Kinda puts a realistic, if negative, counterpoint to all the media and PR hubub surrounding this show the past month.

  4. "All forms of bribery, graft, and psychological abuse must be endured to have a functioning display by the time the first press day rolls around."
    Can you expand on this?

  5. "All forms of bribery, graft, and psychological abuse must be endured to have a functioning display by the time the first press day rolls around."
    Doesn't surprise me in the least - I've seen this first hand at car shows and trade shows in other cities too...
    ...but for the protection of the Union worker!

  6. Thanks for the negativity. The city really appreciates it.

  7. Nothing annoys me more than false positive spin that distracts the city from addressing real problems honestly. While I still find myself a little more hopeful than the author sounds, he makes some excellent points. Did you miss the one about how GM is politically unable to leave the city? Would love to see the facts behind that one, but I do not doubt the premise at all. Detroit politicians have begged, borrowed, and stolen greedy corporate interests to prop the old girl up for a long time. Sweep all of the bums out, I say.

  8. Sweet Lord, so many fallacies! You sir, are an ignorant fool. Were you hoping that a poorly written article sprinkled with fancy adjectives would somehow improve your embarrassingly obsolete journalism reputation? Keep dreaming, pal.

  9. People like you are the reason Detroit is the way it is. If you used your energy and time saying positive things about Detroit, maybe it would help it change. Im not saying you should LOVE it, just dont talk sh*t about it all day. What if I did that to your city?

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