Nicole Kidman [via SocialiteLife]

Nicole Kidman [via SocialiteLife]

Ladies and gentlemen, Audi has struck again: since JT came onboard, it seems like every other celebrity -- at least the real ones -- has been spotted tooling around in one Audi model or another. (For reasons yet unknown, fake celebs seem smitten with Bentleys and BMWs.)

The latest example: Nicole Kidman, seen here loading into an Audi A6 after doing the whole twee/outdoors routine in her native Australia. We have no way of knowing, of course, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Ms. Kidman-Cruise-Urban harbors romantic daydreams of Picnic at Hanging Rock -- minus the terror and ambiguity and bustles, of course.

Speaking of picnics: is it just us, or does it look like Nicole's been eating more spoiled mayonnaise than usual? Nicky, if you're reading this: please lay off the Botox, stat. You've already become box office kryptonite -- must you become a biological weapon, too?

[SocialiteLife]