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See Gwen Stefani. (Behind the link, that is.)
See Gwen dressed like an almost-normal person.*
See Gwen load a stroller into her tastefully understated Range Rover.
Load, Gwen, load!
See Gwen drive away.
Drive, Gwen, drive!
See Gwen's rear gate still open like a big-mouthed hollaback girl frozen in mid-holla.
Stop, Gwen, stop!
No, seriously, Gwen: STOP.
* We question the yuppie wisdom of leggings and white cross-trainers. But otherwise, this is what improvement looks like.