Jamie Kennedy
Dear Jamie Kennedy:
Thank you for proving what we already knew: that life isn't fair.
If life were fair, you probably wouldn't be driving a Bentley Continental GTC around Los Angeles. (Or anywhere, for that matter.)
If life were fair, you probably wouldn't be working as a comedian/actor -- even as "the poor man's Rob Schneider". (Which is pretty poor.)
And if life were fair, you probably wouldn't be dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. (No clarification needed on that one.)
On the other hand, the fact that you have blessedly chosen to wear underwear -- mostly opaque, black underwear at that -- might imply that there is a Grand Plan somewhere in the universe. We just don't understand why you're part of it. Although, in your defense, were pretty dense. If we have an epiphany, we'll let you know.
